“Why hello, I am a crocodile and I’m making some gumbo. I’m glad you visited my swamp because, unlike other crocodiles and similarly large reptiles (i.e.: alligators, komodo dragons) I am very hospitable and enjoy having guests. You didn’t expect me to eat this entire pot of gumbo by myself did you? Well you should have because let’s be honest, I could eat a human being, I could probably eat a large container of southern comfort food. Besides, I am a talking and cooking alligator, you shouldn’t doubt me in any facet”
Mar 27, 2010 @ 9:49 pm
